- The Female ALWAYS Makes THE RULES.
- THE RULES are Subject to Change Without Prior Notification.
- No male is allowed to know THE RULES.
- If the Female suspects the male knows all, or even some of
THE RULES She Must Immediately Change THE RULES.
- The Female is NEVER wrong.
- If the Female is wrong, it is because of a flagrant misunderstanding directly related to something the male did or said.
- If RULE 6 applies, the male must apologize immediately for causing the misunderstanding.
- The Female is allowed to change Her mind at any time.
- The male must NEVER change his mind without the express written consent of the female.
- The Female has the right to be angry or upset at any time.
- The male must remain calm at all times…. Unless the Female wants him to be angry or upset.
- The Female must, under no circumstances, let the male know whether or not she wants him to be angry or upset.
- Any attempts to document THE RULES could result in bodily harm for the male.
- If the Female Has PMS, All RULES are null and void.